Friday, September 11, 2009

Taxi Drivers: The Love/Hate Relationship

Face it. You love taxi drivers when you are in their back seat and they get you from A to B very very fast.

That, however, is the only time you love them. Every other time you happen to run into them they probably cause about 40% of your internal road rage, be you in a car, on a bike, or a pedestrian. If you are in their way, well, you better not be because that A to B situation I mentioned before is A to B, not A to C to D to B. It is A to B. ONLY. I suspect they are not physically capable of going around you. You will be 1) tailgated 2) honked at 3) run over; in that order; every time. Do not underestimate them; they will go to 3.

So there you are, sangry because you were just tailgated, honked at, and run over. You go home, re-think your life, and decide that the best way to drown your sorrows is to see a late night movie; but you need to get there very very fast.

Cycle complete.

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