No really, what is it? I have actually met a person who does not love ice cream. I told them that hating ice cream is like hating Mother Teresa, but that statement seemed to confuse them; therefore, in an effort to better understand crazy people, I've decided to explore this ice cream hate idea. So here it is. Step by step, lets explore ice cream hate.
Some possible reasons you may be a hater of the delicious ever-awesome ice cream:
1) you have no taste buds
2) you are lactose intolerant
3) you don't like sweet things
4) you are ugly
5) you don't like cold things
6) you don't like creamy things
7) you are just plain crazy and there is no reasoning behind your silly ice cream hate!
I honestly can not think of anything else that would keep you from loving this god-like food; and, aside from number 4, I really don't believe the other points are reason enough.
P.S. Number 4 can be fixed by eating ice cream!
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