Friday, September 25, 2009

Emergency Vehicles: It's in the name.

If their lights are flashing and they make you deaf, it is probably because they are on their way to an emergency...

I believe the theory behind it is that if they blind you and make you deaf you will have to stop your car, at which point they can sneak by and save a life.

Tricky, tricky, those crazy emergency workers.

I have noticed, however, that more and more drivers are learning to out smart this deceptive system. How, you ask?  Maybe by wearing earplugs and shaded contacts; I can not be sure. What I do know is that often drivers do not stop, if anything they will move over to the right side, keep driving, and cut right back in behind the emergency vehicle. This way they can drive in the wake of the emergency crew and try to get to their very important life event. Cunning and idiotic. You are supposed to stay the fuck back. If you get into a collision with the emergency vehicle, you may cause, whom ever it was trying to reach, to die. Have you considered that they may be going to save your family or friend? No? Well, that is why I may have implied that you were an idiot earlier.

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