I Do Not Assume; It's Just Statistics.

Not all BMW drivers are uneducated pricks on the road. I know this statement seems to go against everything I have written so far, but it is true. The misunderstanding occurs because I only really write about the pricks; and I only write about the pricks because all uneducated pricks happen to be attracted to buying expensive cars, making the odds of seeing a "reasonable" BMW driver one-in-a-million. I am not that lucky. So, an apology to all those one-in-a-million-"reasonable"-BMW drivers; you are better off spending your money on a Tesla anyway.